The hip? My favourite band, so naturally my first chance to see them live I jumped on that shit. I was excited. Really fucking excited..maybe a little too excited... The show was a hour and a half away. I saw this distance between me and my favourite band not as a mind numbing car ride, but, as a chance to pour as much alcohol through my excited grin as possible. After a few extra pre drinks in the parking lot me and my friends decided to go in. Leaving the vehicle in a haze of smoke we were accosted by two younger hip fans who wanted to purchase marijuana cigarettes from us. Being the law abiding citizen that I am, the thought of selling narcotics to children made me sick. Obviously I refused to tarnish their childhood innocents but asked if they would like to see something cool, of course they agreed. I then proceeded to projectile vomit all over their shoes. Needless to say I don't remember much of the show which is why I registered on here to get in on the presale tickets tomorrow. Fucken Eh!